It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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