kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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