I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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