Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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