Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Dick very happy bro
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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