PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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