Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just invented taco cereal.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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