You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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