Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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