i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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