fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Randomize
