His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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