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Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
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