How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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