i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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