I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
try to milk me bitch
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
