like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
where am i from again
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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