For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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