is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
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