Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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