Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Your cock deserves a montage
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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