my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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