he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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