i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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