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(917): View more from New York City

WISH UPON A TAMPON

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They constantly get farther than me.

(718): View more from New York

tampons.

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(707): View more from California

its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...

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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.

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(315): View more from New York

Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again

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(312): View more from Illinois

OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?

(972): View more from Texas

Well what did you order

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now

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