I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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