i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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