Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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