I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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