is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
We are all done wearing pants today
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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