Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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