Christians are straight up FREAKS
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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