That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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