Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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