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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  morning after pill = breakfast in bed

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.

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• (707): View more from California

  After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.

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• (315): View more from New York

  That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.

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• (858): View more from California

  Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.

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