Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
