Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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