Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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