I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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