Porn is love you can see.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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