Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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