just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Randomize
