no, he came in my armpit
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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