8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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