It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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