You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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