Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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