are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
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