we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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