Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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